just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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