I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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