Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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