Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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