Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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