Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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