so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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