So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The air was thick with penises
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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