Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
