and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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