are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I intend to get homeless drunk
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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