If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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