it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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