gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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