I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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