You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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