dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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