It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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