Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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