fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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