One girl and one boy is just not enough.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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