this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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