what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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