Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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