Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
home. puking in laundry basket.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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