the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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