Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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