Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Randomize
