hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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