week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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