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I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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