Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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