If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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