I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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