Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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