i think my mom watched the whole time
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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