Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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