apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
