Do vagina's smell?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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