glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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