In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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