haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He did a backflip because drugs
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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