I wish you could order shots online.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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