Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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