she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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