I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
