Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My bed smells like the plague
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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