i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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