You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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