You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
please come you make the beer taste better
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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