Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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