Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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