just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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