They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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