No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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