i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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