I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
