no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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