I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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